[debate] this house will burn witches at the stake

[Gadi Evron]

As usual, opinions in this debate are not necessarily my own.

Witches have been a plague on our society for as long as there is a society!

Witches:

	1. Eat children. Thus instilling fear into the hearts of little
	   ones in stories told before sleep.

	2. Bewitch our young men to fall in love with them, abandoning
	   their homes and responsibilities!

	3. Worship unholy gods engaged in unholy acts, which corrupt the
	   minds of our young!

	4. Fire is a cleansing hand, which drives the evil out and gives
	   the unfortunate souls a path into heaven.

For these reasons and more, we beseech you to rule in favour of the 
government's motion and pass thie bill which will mandate execution by 
Fire to those who have been proven to be witches by a court of law!